Archive for September, 2010

September 25th, 2010

Gogol Bordello-Immigraniada

This needs no introduction…

September 17th, 2010

The Pope is a Tea Partier??!!

Picture of an idiot Nazi: the Pope

Why didn’t somebody warn me about this??! WTF? Yesterday His Somethingness, Pope Benedict (talk about the name not fitting the person) went over a litany of textbook Tea Party complaints during a rally, er… “mass,” in London. Among these were: that religion is being marginalized (specially Christianity), that the “secularists” are out to suffocate religion’s […]

September 11th, 2010

Eid, Jackson Heights Station, 9:00 P.M.

Station Platform

If you are a Teabagger, and you think Muslims are not a part of this country, then your head is in the sand. This is what the busiest station in Queens looks like on a Friday night when Muslims are on holiday. Granted, this year Rosh Hashanah fell on the same day as Eid, but […]

September 6th, 2010

cabbage patch

After making dolma, chances are you still have enough cabbage laying around for a simple stir fry. Here’s how to do something with that leftover cabbage in 15 minutes. I learned this dish when I was working in an Indian Restaurant washing dishes; my first job after art school 13 years ago. Don’t laugh! I […]

September 3rd, 2010

OK people, I don’t think it’s supposed to have a plot!

WARNING: Watching this movie may cause your testicles to grow by 2 cm … unless you live in Arizona, in which case they might shrink by 3 cm. So right off the bat, if you are a movie reviewer and you sat there trying to deconstruct this movie and weigh it against other films, you […]

September 1st, 2010

Tony Blair, creepy cousin to the western world…

Blair and Brown

Tony Blair, creepy cousin to the western world, announced today the release of his memoirs, and they look as uneventful as Clinton’s. In his memoir Tony reveals his battle with Alzheimer’s disease. The poor guy can’t seem to remember how crappy his tenure was. He Blames the loss of Labor on “not enough reforms” (neo-liberal […]